Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 2
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A stuttering in a cat owner is worse than a heart attack
Cats training their owners is always a hot topic. If a cat wants to get to know another cat, it’s the best ice breaker!
In development of universal cat owner training methods, the focus is on how to achieve obedience from humans and family members. The scientist cats at the Magic Dumpster think that training methods should be persuasive, but not too harsh—else the cats run a risk of ending up in an ordinary dumpster, and not the Magic one…
You see, the cat owners are fragile, so they might suffer a breakdown. And then they will swiftly throw a cat out on the street! And what is the cat do to is this case?
What, live with no meals three times a day? With no cushy armchairs and warm blankets? Now you get it…
Human mental states are fragile and maladjusted, just like their bodies. The house cats ought to wisely exercise restraint. From time to time, the owner might be forgiven for a slipper thrown our way, if that slipper is what stands between them and a heart attack or nervous stuttering.
By the way, stuttering in a cat owner is much worse than a heart attack. Because when a pitiful, absurd, almost nonsensical human being cannot properly say your pet name, your self-esteem just plummets. And any normal cat with low self-esteem becomes too shy, unworthy even, to so much as move his tail in his own house!
What does an ideal cat owner look like?
Ideally, it goes like this: a happy cat owner doesn’t make a sound without permission. If you offend your cat by giving your foul-legged friend too little fresh sausage, you’re no friend at all, merely a long-term pretender!
And so, now you must humbly await the verdict of your cat, even if you have to wait until morning. And at night you ought to suffer from insomnia, feeling remorse for the treachery you committed against your, now former, four-legged friend.
