Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 8
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Why do buddies die?
A lanky, shaggy cat was sharing another “secret” of proper feline nutrition with a buddy:
“I want you to know – just strictly between us–that the more a house cat eats, the healthier he is. But don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.”
“May I die if I tell anyone.”
After a minute, the cat died — apparently, he let it slip. Then some other friend died for the same reason. And then another…
The Magical Dumpster would have become a huge cat cemetery a long time ago, but remember — everything there happens during sleep. When a cat dies in his sleep, he wakes up and his corpse disappears from the Magical Dumpster in a flash.
And all you see is your perfectly alive and normal cat lying on a chair. Well, that is, of course, if the cat was normal when he went to sleep. Because if an abnormal house cat falls asleep, he stays abnormal when he wakes up…
Feline funeral home titled “Wasn’t bad, but now he’s dead”
One clever cat, not without a sense of humor, opened a feline funeral home to attract the attention of the female half of the Magical Dumpster. A witty idea, considering there is no death at the Magical Dumpster. In front of the entrance he put a huge banner that read, “Wasn’t bad, but now he’s dead.”
Naturally, there was no work for the feline funeral home. But the organization itself was open for business, and its feline owner was very proud of it. From now on, of all the purebred house cats, he was the most enviable groom in the neighborhood.
And it was quite understandable: the owner of a funeral home had a promising future and was a perfect match for any young cat that hasn’t given birth yet.
Such young cats would line up to see him. The beautiful ones were the first to be granted appointments, and as for the others… no, no, he didn’t accept the others.
Soon the feline funeral home became the most popular and frequented place of the Magical Dumpster. Naturally, there came envious cats, who one day decided to teach the owner of this venerable establishment a lesson.
Some nasty cat, which in the real world belonged to a famous actor and in the dream was bereft of feline affections, pretended to be dead. The “grief-stricken” fellow cats silently carried him into the funeral home and quickly departed, grinning softly into their whiskers. Let him now wonder what to do with the corpse!
