Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 10
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Looking to trade my house for a cat mat
One morning, a fresh advertisement appeared in a special newspaper for cat lovers: “Looking to give away a three-story house in an expensive neighborhood in exchange for a beautiful mat for my cat.”
Reading this advertisement over breakfast, cat lovers chuckled, “Not on your life. To exchange a wonderful cat mat for some pathetic house… He must be crazy!”
A cat is a cat
But a cat is a cat. And when a cat is asleep, it still gives birth sometimes, whether it wants to or not. What can you do if keeps coming out?
Hey, you, house cat owners! Either spray us or provide us with decent mats. It’s not like you found us at a dump! Or did you?
Your cat’s nightmare
And so it’s that nightmare all over again: you go to sleep and you want to give birth, but then you wake up and you don’t anymore…
Some house cats literally go crazy because of it. In the middle of the night, they suddenly jump up on the couch, scream and start running wildly around the apartment, as if scalded, hitting the door frames at full speed.
When this happens, the cat owners have no idea what is happening, so they panic and run to a veterinarian. Although we know for a fact that veterinarians know nothing about cats. Absolutely nothing! Ask any house cat if you don’t believe me.
So why are veterinarians called veterinarians? Just to make them feel good. It makes you feel good when someone calls you a good person, right? Now you get it.
