Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 3
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A properly trained cat owner
A properly trained cat owner has no idea where he is going to be in five minutes. Only his cat knows that. She’s the only one who has the right to tell him in which place of the apartment he has to be in five minutes.
And as for caressing and feeding cats, the human’s individual initiative is absolutely inappropriate here. Relax and wait for your cat herself to make the correct schedule for you: when you must feed her and when stroke her fur coat gently.
The word is “stroke”, you hear? Because, you know, humans have gotten used to wiping their hands on cat fur. This is not some rag! And indeed, what a ridiculous thing to do is washing your hands after you’ve petted a cat!
You must wash your hands before that, not after! Good heavens, human live on this earth for so many years and learn nothing…
The Magical Dumpster for house cats
So, you already know about the Magical Dumpster, and that it is the place where feline souls get while the cats are asleep. When you see your cat sleeping peacefully on a mat or a sofa, you can be absolutely sure that his or her soul resides in the Magical Dumpster at that time, in the company of its fellow whiskered feline souls.
The thing is, street cats spend their time in ordinary city dumpsters. But house cats weren’t raised like that! House cats, clean and well-groomed, full-bellied and showered with caress, live in warm, cozy apartments.
House cats would never go to a dumpster voluntarily, not for anything in the world. But they have to go there. No matter how different the conditions are in which the cats live, their karma is the same: mandatory and regular visits to a dumpster.
So, in order to put the spoiled house cats on the right track – that is, in a dumpster – the higher spiritual forces decided to use a small trick. They created a special place inside the cats’ dreams, called the Magical Dumpster.
Since that time, house cats’ souls always get there as soon as they fall asleep. And it doesn’t matter whether the cats want it or not. When they are asleep, they can’t pick and choose!
