Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 5
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Sausages for feline wits
Feline wits are vastly superior to those of humans. This is such an obvious fact that it requires no proof. However, it takes the perfect amount of sausage to keep feline wits in an optimal condition.
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The best scientist cats of the Magical Dumpster have torn out all their fur trying to solve this super-complicated problem. That’s why, by the way, the scientists at the Magical Dumpster are all completely bald. Meanwhile, the optimal number of sausages needed to maintain the feline wits still remains a mystery.
So the poor house cats have to either under- or overeat sausages. More often than not, of course, house cats overeat… But don’t you judge them, they make these sacrifices in the name of science!
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Tug’s Law for house cats
At the Magical Dumpster the science is very advanced. Major scientific discoveries are made daily in the feline community. The last big discovery was a cat’s complete insensitivity to pain when another cat’s whickers are being tugged by another cat. Genius! It was called the “Tug’s Law.”
The whole feline community was gushing over it for three nights in a row. The author of the law was even nominated for the main prize of the international cat pageant. Incidentally, he didn’t win – for he was not purebred! But everyone was pleased that the author had seen some recognition…
A real hero cat
The passage of this law was preceded by a grand experiment. One brave, handsome cat was lifted onto the stage, after which all the other male cats in the audience were strongly yanked by their whiskers.
Can you imagine, thousands of cats were yelling like stuck pigs! But the volunteer cat, who was not tugged by his whiskers, looked on with silent calm.
“What a man! A real hero cat!” enthusiastically purred inexperienced young cats.
“Fools,” grumbled experienced cats, “it’s not like he’s hurt. He’s just pulling wool over your eyes. He just wants to breed…”
“Even if so!” the young cats protested fervently. “What difference does it make? Oh, what a handsome cat, what a hero!”
