Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 4
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Where is the Magical Dumpster for house cats located?
You want to know the exact location of the Magical Dumpster? Oh, there’s nothing easier! Just go, and you’ll find the way. It is situated right in the middle between the Earth and the Heaven where the souls of those humans reside who cared for cats affectionately during their lifetime.
By the way, everybody who is unkind to cats will definitely end up in hell after they die, and will be tortured by fleas there for eternity. Well, you’re an educated person, so you must know it as well as I do.
Cats’ passions. I’ve already been sterilized!
What do the souls of house cats do the Magical Dumpster? Oh, whatever! For example, they boast to one another the apartments which they live in, and which they view as their own cats’ property.
And besides that, our beloved cats have heated discussions over the latest news heard in their kitchens. Of course there are lots of news: either a rise in prices for dry cat foods, or a decline in prices for dry cat foods, or fluctuations in prices for dry cat foods, or stabilization of prices for dry cat foods…
After that, in the general meeting of pedigree cats they exchange opinions about crime news like forced sterilization of pets. Should it be condemned? Accepted? Or revenged?
And a short while ago the cat community was alarmed beyond measure by a statement made by one drunk veterinarian that it was necessary to repeatedly sterilize all sterilized house cats…
“I’ve already been sterilized!” a fat red tomcat shouted in fury. “Why on earth would they want to do it again?”
“What are you worried about, you have nothing to lose,” his tabby pal grinned.
“ A pedigree cat always has something to lose!” the red cat declared proudly.
