Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 20
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No one can squeeze me out, I’m a cat!
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When your beloved cat peacefully sleeps on a chair, stretching out his fluffy paws, you, like all the other cat owners, believe that your cat lies here with you.
Well, your cat’s body is here, for sure. And even his tail flinches on your aching knee. But your cat’s soul is now far away from you. It carelessly walks around the shiny spaces of the Magical Dumpster, meeting the souls of other house cats.
They tell each other scary and funny stories about us, their owners, all the time. Here’s a very short cat story I accidently heard once.
Wrinkled soul of an old bald cat told about how he saw a pimple on his owner’s back.
- Why did you pop out here? – said the cat to the pimple.
- I’m a pimple, that’s my point.
- Well, pop out wherever you want, but don’t stick up like this, they will squeeze you out.
The pimple got scared and hided under the skin. Later, he popped out again.
- So why did you pop out again?
- I’m a pimple, that’s my point! And why did you pop out here? They will squeeze you out too!
- No one can squeeze me out, I’m a cat!
“Ha-ha-ha!”, all the cats applauded the speaker loudly. “What a funny story!”
Squinting without a word
In general, most of these cat stories demonstrate and mock our human imperfections. But you can hear the love in their voice when they tell all these stories. A deep love to us, people.
But if you ask your cats if they love you, they will never confess! Your cat will only squint without a word. Because true love never talks, it only squints in silence…
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Do you want to hear more of the cat stories told in the Magical Dumpster? Then, I will tell you. On my Magical Dumpster website, you can find a lot of cat stories, that you will find nowhere else. Simply because there are no other cat stories anywhere else.
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