Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 19
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No idea how to live
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In the Magical Dumpster everything shows up and disappears unexpectedly, and no one knows how to live with it. There is no motivation to pursue anything. How can you make plans if you don’t even know when will you be the next second? That’s why all the cats in the Magical Dumpster live for the moment. Well, for the night, to be exact. They never plan anything.
Actually, there was one Planner-Cat that tried to live on schedule, but he died too soon. His heart couldn’t take it. It’s not easy when all your plans collapse in front of your eyes every time, is it?
The Planner-Cat was an exceptional optimist. He joked with the ghosts until his last breath when he was on a surgery table. The cats of The Magical Dumpster were very upset with his death. Some were really shocked and stuttered for a long time since: “M-m-m-meow. Me… Me… Meow.”
Cats taunted him his whole life, but deep inside they all believed that one day he will build this one special, genius plan that will never be ruined. One of his plans really ended up being genius, but… Even this one collapsed!
Don’t come back without the ham!
I hear this question all the time: “Why do so many house cats seem absolutely careless and indifferent? It seems like they don’t care about anything that happens around.”
And I answer: “Try to understand them. Almost every waking up results in a loss: either you were the one who woke up or your beloved one. And then you must wait until the next time you go to sleep to meet your love again… If you dive too deep into it, you will lose your mind.”
Anyhow, there is one magical tool for a broken heart: ham. Ham! Ham is the greatest invention in human history, not your “law of universal gravitation.” What does this law say? If you don’t want to be attracted, someone will force you to. What a wicked law!
Ham, however, is tasty and never fails to work! If you, my dear reader, will end up falling in love, just eat a slice of ham and everything will pass. And if it didn’t, it means that you didn’t eat enough. Go buy a little more, and don’t come back without the ham. Did you hear me? I said don’t come back without the ham!
