Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 17
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How is the Magical Dumpster different from a regular dumpster?
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If you ask me how the Magical Dumpster is different from a regular dumpster, I will tell you: regular dumpsters are full of useless stuff, while the Magical Dumpster only has what is necessary.
This way, you will always find clean and soft house slippers to pee on. Here, kitchen shelves full of beautiful porcelain dinnerware float in the air, so you can crash it whenever you want!
And if you got enough of destroying pottery, new big white closets are for your service! It seems like they were meant to hide inside of them and scaring people all around by jumping out and slamming the doors.
Elegant dinnerware is inviting you to scratch their shiny surface. Leave your autograph for future days!
Big and colorful chandeliers made of fragile glass trigger criminal fantasies even in the most lawful minds. By their helpless look, these chandeliers just force you to jump on them, even if you are the laziest cat alive. They don’t even give you the choice, if you don’t jump, you’re not a cat!
Fresh sausages of many kinds look out of open refrigerators invitingly. Notice that there are no closed refrigerators in the Magical Dumpster!
If a refrigerator closes (God forbid), it is immediately discarded. Who needs closed refrigerators? Well, people maybe, but as you know, they’re not a very good example.
In addition, there are many human hands and legs scattered all over the Magical Dumpster, ready to be scratched. But why only hands and legs? What about the bodies?
Well, as I said, the Magical Dumpster only has what is necessary. Bodies are no use for cats. It’s uncomfortable to scratch it, and it won’t pet you either… Oh no, leave your bodies to yourselves and give us the limbs. Cats are not cheap, we don’t need extra things!
