Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 16
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The next ad goes like this: “Offering a clean-shaved and sharp-dressed owner. He’s polite and always lets cats go first. Doesn’t smoke, neither drinks. It’s so heartbreaking to leave him, but I have to since I move to a city junkyard.”
There are so many ads that you could read them all day long. Part of them is written like some kind of short novels.
“A wonderful owner! As steady and intelligent as a man can be. Never beat me once, even when I deserved to. The food is far from excellent, but you can deal with it. It’s quite decent until you smell it. The only negative side is his habit of sleeping on the bed. Didn’t train him to sleep on a carpet in time, and here’s the result. My bad.”
Or this, look: “Selling an owner for a high price. Smells like a fish, with a big and messy house. Has a small nose, so you won’t even notice if he pokes it in someone else’s business. Like a real man of culture, he switches his ladies a lot, so I still didn’t get sick of any of them (and I’m a picky one!). Generally speaking, he lives an interesting and diverse life. When he gets drunk, he crawls on all fours. Almost like a cat, but bold. Overall, full of advantages!”
