Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 15
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What did a cat Dunya think before sleep?
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A cat Dunya wondered: why don’t people see and hear anything? People themselves think that they’re normal, but compared to cats they’re just stone cold, unable to feel a thing.
Sometimes their ancestors’ souls stand by their side, and they don’t even care. See and hear nothing. Just whistle some stupid love songs and clean a cat bowl.
Cleaning a cat bowl is, of course, an honorable thing to do, and maybe you can explain their tendency to love by their dreaminess… But how can you explain such carelessness? Your ancestors honored you with their visit, but instead of showing respect and gratefulness, you are mumbling something about flowers and green grass, like some cow…
As usual, after getting no response, another disappointed ghost resents and leaves. Dunya follows him with a confused look. Excuse me for the question, but who do you resent?
You are his ancestor. You brought this strange animal on two clumsy legs to this world. What do you say? It was just a joke? Who’s laughing now…?
Now reap what you sow. If you were smarter, you would create cats and not humans. This way you could come, and I would say: “Hello, dear ghost! How’s life? How do they feed you in the other world? Older friends don’t bully you?”
And now you don’t even have one soul to complain to… Go, go, don’t look back!
Giving away a purebred owner to a good home
Fresh advertisement pages in newsletters of the Magical Dumpster are full of big headlines: “Giving away a purebred owner to a good home. Provided with a complete set of documents, vaccinated, toilet trained. Call now and you won’t regret!”
Or even something like this: “Quiet, tidy owner is waiting for his cat to take care of. Half-breed, but is still tender and won’t get ma d even if you scratch him badly. Knows three commands: “Meow!”, “Meow-meow!” and “Meow-meow-meow!”. The only weakness is that by doing the fourth command “meow-meow-meow-meow!” he gets confused and fusses.”
