Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 12
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So – continued the old professor cat while brushing his whiskers with an air of importance – if a cat owner gets scratched five minutes after the crime, he will think that his cat is just angry and will kick it with the leg. And so, believe me or not, the owner will be right.
You are the ones to blame if you got kicked because you couldn’t scratch the intruder in time.
After all, why do you need the claws? Of course, not for climbing trees like some fools! I hope everyone is smart enough to understand it.
“Sure, sure, – young cat-students nodded. – Smart enough for sure, but a bit too shameless, to be frank”.
“Why wouldn’t you be shameless? – said the professor cat with a surprise while thoughtfully sticking a pointer in someone’s mouth. – Feeling of guilt is just a burden for a cat: no stealing, no meaning. Even if you have a small bit of shame left, get rid of it immediately! Otherwise, you will lose your hair and be bald like humans. Right, Zakhar?”.
“Absolutely, professor, – agreed young cat Zakhar, straight-A student in sexual and combat trainings..
All the experienced, old cats used Zakhar as an example for other young cats: “Here, – they said, while pointing at Zakhar, – study like him, and you will go far.”
Young cats were confused with these words: why would you go far? Two jumps away from the sofa, four to the chair and five to the closet, in case you need to hide from unexpected guests…
By the way, why do people always come to the house without our invitation? It’s unethical to come to someone’s house if you were not invited!
