Cat stories at the magical dumpster – chapter 14
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How does a cat find an owner?
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I can’t believe how naive people are. We were always told that people tame cats. But in reality, cats tame people! Why? So, there will be something alive in the house. Cats really love pets: parrots, people, turtles.
Especially people. It’s so funny to watch them: helpless, clumsy, silly. Their behavior is easy to predict since they think and act in particular patterns. Look, now the owner will open the refrigerator for a bottle of stinky beer.
And then his wife will jump up with a scream: “I totally forgot about you!” and will run to water the corpses of dead plants. After, their insatiable, crazy child will start crying for another chocolate… And of course, he will get the chocolate – it’s so predictable!
Oh, this little psycho would be accepted to the madhouse even without the exams. “Can I move into one of your cells for violent patients?”, “Of course, welcome, kid!”.
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People like to be deluded
People behavior is so cliched and primitive that they almost beg their cats: “Please, trick me… Don’t you see that I live in the world of my own habits and never change? Turn me into a complete fool!”.
How can you refuse? Are we so heartless? We are not some animals, after all. Love to people is before everything. The Magical Dumpster even has a special service called “Emergency for not completely deluded owners”.
Emergency for not completely deludede owners
Don’t let owners get upset if they don’t feel completely deluded! Just call the emergency for not completely deluded owners, and you will be immediately visited and tricked in the best way.
You will be so pleased with how professionally they do it! You will even leave a comment in a book of reviews: “Thanks for the service. Everything was great, got tricked on the next level. Greatly appreciated.”
Ah, you can’t read this book without tears… This is so touching and pleasant. Well, you all know how hard it is to find some good literature these days!
